I've just returned from a fantastic weekend with my gay husband in San Francisco. Even though we were on the opposite coast, our whole vacation had a Jersey Shore theme.
But in our defense, we didn't have a choice. It was fate.
We flew out of Seattle Saturday, on Virgin America, which is the best airline EVER, and which allowed us to watch MTV on the way to SanFran. So what was on for the whole 2 hours of our trip? The "Guido" train wreck known as Jersey Shore. We couldn't control ourselves. And we were so inspired by the show that we spent the whole rest of our gay-cation calling everybody Jerk-awfs and going creeping.
Late Sunday night, after creeping through every bar in the Castro, we proceeded to drunk dial/text everyone we could think of, saying nothing but inebriated asshattery and Jersey Shore references.
On the way home, our flight television options were less exciting.... until about 10 minutes before landing, when Jersey Shore came back on! Realizing that the Universe had brought us full circle, we accepted that this was truly the theme of our trip, and a fun new part of our lives.
Given this, Ryan and I already have a Jersey Shore date next week. And we've given several members of our gang new Jersey Shore monikers. I am (of course) The Situation, Ryan is Snookers, and Seth has been dubbed P-Woww. Rounding out the group so far are Joey D and Denny D, but the longer this goes on, the more of our friends will be brought in. I can't WAIT!
Now, stay tuned for another very special episode, where Snooks and The Situation go into full creep mode...
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