The Party Room

I was having a thoroughly miserable Monday, when I came across this article in the Chicago Sun-Times that made my day much better (at least briefly):

Pornography bookstore has $30 sex 'party room'

Why does it amuse me? Well, here are some quotes from the article...

A Melrose Park pornography bookstore -- run with the help of a former crooked cop with ties to the mob -- offers a party room in the back where couples and singles have multiple sex partners as part of organized, late-night sessions. It costs $30 or more per person to get in to the party room.... Finger foods, such as chicken wings, are provided. They also offer drinks.

Seems to me that thirty bucks just for drinks and wings is a pretty good deal. I mean, the sex party is just a bonus. But what does the mayor have to say about it?

"Do I want to be having this conversation with you?" the mayor asked. "I'd rather be talking about the Super Bowl."

Oh, I love you, Chicagoland.